"That's not soup, that's laundry!!"
"Don't throw that bucket of fruit pieces away, we're saving that to make hooch!"
"What did you have for breakfast?"
-"Ummm . . . a ball of hash, some gingko, B vitamins, green tea, and adderall."
"If you'll help clear all the shit out from under that awning so we can use it for vendors' space, I will PERSONALLY take you to town so you can get a real shower."
***An entire bag of reading glasses? There must be like, at least 80 pairs of these damn things in here . . . What the fuck?***
"That's not normal dust, that's Mesa dust. Try to avoid sweeping it across the room, or you'll stir it into a cloud and it'll coat every surface. It's also got tons of mold and fungus spores in it. Just sweep it into small piles, and deal with those, one at a time."
"This is not a good time to make ganja butter and start cooking food, everyone is already sitting around smoking pot and not working, and we have less than a week to get the site ready . . ."
"Can I put my thumbprint on the tickets?"
"That would probably be a better anti-counterfeiting measure than this monkey stamp, so sure."
"Someone's coming in with a backhoe to push all that junk to the perimeter of the land."
"Why?"
"To make a wall out of it, so no one can get in without paying."
"Where'd you sleep last night?"
"On top of the school bus."








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Sometimes my heart stops beating and I have to put on more mascara.
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"Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind"
"i feel sorry for him...cuz you know...he's artistic..."
"fuck, i screwed it up...oh wait, that looks pretty good..."
"Thank God for mental illnesses"
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Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves. ~Henry David Thoreau
This is Pinko fyi ^_^
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I have other sites too you know:
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Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have...
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